3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Gay rights

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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