What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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hi im paul!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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