- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

My life

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Winking at old people

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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