- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

who farted i did :]

I like turtoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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