w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A black man without problems.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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