I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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make me a sandwich!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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YOLO

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