Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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