- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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