why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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