Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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