- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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