Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Anti Joke

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