- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Yah? Well your a ********

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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