- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

How Long is a Chinese man.

The joke below me is retarded

A man walks into a bar.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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