Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Gay rights

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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