Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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The joke below me is retarded

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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