knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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your mom

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