How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Diana and victoria

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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