Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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guess what?

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Anti Joke

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