- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Hey, you have small hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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