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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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