What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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My nipple is bleeding

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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