How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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