- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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