Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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minorities

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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