wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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i like pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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