A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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