Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A black guy gets arrested...

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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