What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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BUT HWY?

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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