What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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