Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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The economy.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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