give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Your eye color is very unique.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Womens Basketball.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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