A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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i have cancer

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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hi im paul!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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