What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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2+2= 478

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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