Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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girls basketball

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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clamidia

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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