What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

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