why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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