The economy.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

I'm funny.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

i have cancer

Yo Mamma

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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