- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Politics.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Womens Basketball.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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