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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

The AIDS patient was gay

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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