Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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anti-joke teehee

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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