Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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The economy.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Womens rights

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