- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

A black guy gets arrested...

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

knock knock. no one's home..

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Jesus wept.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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