What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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