Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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whats black. an african american person

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Wumbo

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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you.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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