- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A horse walked into a barn...

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

thumbs up!

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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