Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Anti Joke

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