- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Your momma's so fat...

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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