Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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pedophile

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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