What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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You.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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