What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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what is not funny? This joke.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Jesus

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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