What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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