- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

whats annoying and black? black people

What rymes with milk..... milf

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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