- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Swag.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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