why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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2+2= 478

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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