What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A fat man on a moped

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Yee

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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