why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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hrih

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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