Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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