- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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