How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock knock

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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