When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hi

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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