How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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