- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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