- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A BABY seal walks into a club

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Dick Chaney

The Colts this year.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

live or die you decide to late time to die

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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