if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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America Votes

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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