- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Chikin nuggets

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Whats 9+10? 19

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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