- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

How's your mum? she's dead..

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

America Votes

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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