Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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