What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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