What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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The NBA lockout

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Swag.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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