What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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