What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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