- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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