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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

penis

i was molested.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

make me a sandwich!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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