What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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