Knock knock

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Chikin nuggets

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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