The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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