Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

someone called a frog a frog

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Knock, Knock The door's open

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

nick toth

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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