Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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