How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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nick toth

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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