How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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