I've got a boner

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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(insert antijoke here

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A seal walks into a club...

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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