What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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