I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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I've got a boner

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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