Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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