A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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