What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Got milk? No.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Anti Joke

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