What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Gale swallows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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